when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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