check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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