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(770): View more from Georgia

If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.

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(850): View more from Florida

The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?

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(720): View more from Colorado

I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more

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(587): View more from Alberta

I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country

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(904): View more from Florida

Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol

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