I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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