Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A bitchslap is in order.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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