I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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