He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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