It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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