He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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