just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
