i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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