You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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