I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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