if i can run in heels then i can drive
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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