I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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