Dude my mom stole all your condoms
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
wanna go halves on a baby?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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