I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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