Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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