Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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