so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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