if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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