Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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