she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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