the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
