So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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