this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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