As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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