well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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