hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dude. I can hear the air.
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