Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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