At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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