You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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