You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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