While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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