Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So vagazzling was a success
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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