Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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