I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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