absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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