using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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