okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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