he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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