It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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