2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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