Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
