Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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