i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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