I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you had me at cake vodka
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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