I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
