it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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