its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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