So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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