Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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