we have officially lost it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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