so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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