i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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