Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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