i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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